Tina Hawkins

Tina has been with Armond Dalton Publishers since 2014 when she submitted to The American Dream after her many failed attempts to become World Dictator. Her OCD and determination mean that if she can’t help you, she will find someone who can and repeatedly bug them until they do. You shall be greeted with the utmost friendliness upon asking for her assistance. Except if you are unnecessarily mean to her, she will then spend her next lunch hour to find where you live on Google Maps and proceed to make fun of your landscaping choices with the office dog, Seger.